J: “Mommy I just saw something really cool on tv but I don’t think it was real, I’m pretty sure it was only Maple–Leaf!” ha ha ha, not “make-believe”, but “maple leaf!!”

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A group of 3 four year old children overheard in the backyard…

Girl 1: kiss me first Elliot!

Girl 2: No Elliot kiss me!!

Elliot: WAIT, I can’t kiss you BOTH at the same time!!! AARGGGH!

Mom: What’s going on Elliot, you aren’t kissing each other are you?

Elliot:But Mo-ooom!! We’re playing Cinderella and they said THAT’s how you play!!!

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Mommy: ‎”So G, how was sunday school?”
G: “Good”

Mommy:”What was the story about?”
G:”About all the worms who were not listening to God”
Mommy: “All the worms…?”
G: “yep they weren’t listening to God, so he only let them have 3 frosted flakes!!”

Apparently the sunday school teacher had brought frosted flakes to illustrated the flakes of manna that God had sent from heaven, I’m pretty sure my daughter was too focussed on the food to really listen to the story!

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G: “Mommy, why did Mr.Joe have to have his Gall-blubber taken out?”

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G: “Look Mommy, I’m SUPER strong…like from China…or Texas!!

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G: “I’m too tired to go to school today, I just want to stay home and BE FREE!!”

Mommy: “Come on sweetie, you need to go to school and learn stuff”

G: “Naw it’s ok, I already know stuff”.

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G: “Look at my hair Mommy!! It’s sticking up from all the Ecstatic Electricity!

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J: I won ALL the medals on the Wii Game Mommy…look, Bronze, Silver, Gold and Plantanium!

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J: “Hurry up, take it, or else I’m going to drop it!!!”

G: “ok just drop it like it’s hot!” That’s it, no more MTV for that kid!!